My bedroom door is crooked
They've been fixing it for weeks
Installed and ripped off again
They thought it was the hinges
It wasn’t
They changed the door leaf
Still not working
They fixed the handle
It got worse
I studied Communication Science in college
But from my non-expert eyes on doors
I can tell that it’s the wall they should be replacing
Not the door
So my bedroom wall is crooked
Not the door!